Jill Kelley

Jill Kelley was part of some PRETTY BIG NEWS today.  Evidently Paula Broadwell (General Patraeus's ex-mistress) sent Jill some warning e-mails.  Exactly what they were about, we don't know.  Anyway from what we can tell, Jill Kelley is a rich Tampa socialite who is married to a doctor.  She also is really good at throwing parties for high ranking generals.  Although her house is getting foreclosed on, so maybe she has something in common with the Salawis.

Eileen McNamee

Eileen McNamee made PRETTY BIG NEWS today, as she testified in the Roger Clemens steroids trial.  The first grade school is currently going through a divorce with Brian McNamee, who is the government's star witness against Clemens.  Eileen McNamee contradicted her husband's statements in several instances, possibly helping Clemens case.